(copied from http://www.readnews.com/funny)

Story 1 ……. “The Smoking CSU” – Avi Freedman, netaxs
Story 2 ……. “UPS Delivers the Phone Bill” – Avi Freedman, netaxs
Story 3 ……. “The Dead T1” – Hillary (Gorman) Israeli, netaxs
Story 4 ……. “Are You The Internet?” – Hillary (Gorman) Israeli, netaxs
Story 5 ……. “Bell Lusers” – Hillary (Gorman) Israeli, netaxs

Collection of Luser Voicemail -

from when the office could fwd Bell Answercall messages to home phones of staff with digitizers :)